| Tony | Genderfluid | Pansexual | INFP | Maid of Mind | Ravenclaw | 15 | he/him |
I blacklist thalassophobia, bathophobia, and ichthyophobia. Please tag these, and if you have any questions about what these are, or need an alternative for any reason, feel free to ask or let me know.
i made a new skyrim character whose main goal in life is to steal all of the cheese in skyrim for herself
she hasn’t gotten very far yet but she’s off to a good start
three cities worth of cheese… i’d call that progress
By far the stupidest criticism of the new Thor is ‘no where in Norse mythology is Thor a woman, stop messing with mythology.’
Right, because Norse mythology is just fucking filled with stories about Thor hanging out with Iron Man and Captain America at the Avengers Tower.
i can’t even appreciate the beauty of the sunrise after staying up all night because it’s just like. fuck. there it is. there’s the sun. i fucked up. why am i laughing. nothing is funny. the sun is there and it’s harshly reprimanding me for being awake all night. “this is the life you’ve chosen for yourself fucker” it says. i’m not laughing. i’m crying. there’s the fucking sun
dont hit men!!!!
dont hit women!!!
dont hit people!!!!
unless theyre into that in which case make sure you have a safeword
never respected a post as much as this
Gryffindor : Mate, I would die for you
Slytherin : I will kill for you, bro. Just give me the word, the bitch is dead
Ravenclaw: I’ll find a way we both can survive
Hufflepuff: I’ll die with you
"Besides, it doesn’t really matter, does it? Why should I care about appearances and labels anyway? It’s what’s on the inside that counts.”
So, my girlfriend wakes up in the middle of the nights sometimes, and if she notices I’m not close to her, she taps my face until I wake up and just holds her arms open and says, “Come. Warmth.” And then falls back asleep when I do as told.
this is the cutest thing ever
This is how fucking stupid you sound when you say, ‘No homo.’
Can you draw Nico and Reyna together? I mean... together, together? '-'
IS THIS WHAT YOU MEAN BY TOGETHER TOGETHER BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT I MEAN BY TOGETHER TOGETHER LOOK HOW TOGETHER THEY ARE
Do you think that when Steve Rogers sneezes, one of the Avengers goes up to him and whispers, “God Bless America”
Then Steve fucking looks at them like this